workbitchs:

dreams DO come true… if you’re rich, beautiful, famous, talented etc

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justanasshole:

Human Centipede: The Prequel

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annihilati0nn:

swiggity-swision-not-my-division:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thecakebar:

Apple Pie Baked inside of Apples Tutorial

Isn’t this like hollowing out a corpse, then putting someone else’s organs inside and cooking them?

i was expecting the other fandom

i was expecting the other fandom

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lorrainelola:

My favorite Canadian posts. Happy Canada Day, eh

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noctom-poetom:

yokes93:

yokhakidfiasco:

kaddy-kablamo:

buzzfeedrewind:

Kids today will never understand.

The LAST ONE omfg

Used to have fun with the last one

The last fuckin one

Oh the struggle was too real with the last one

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nickidmnfan:

Johnny *-*

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Ellen’s Favorite Tweets of the Week

Oh my god these just get better and better :D

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pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

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Repost this anywhere

(Source: wisekelp)

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buzzfeed:

You don’t say.

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howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

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jesuschristofficial:

I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go

(Source: jesuschristofficial)

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